Randy Marsh for President!

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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby ConSeannery » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:09 pm

Rule 1: Don't fuckin bother anyone. If what you want to do does not directly and negatively impact someone's life, I don't give a shit.

Rule 2: If you break Rule 1 so help me God...


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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby Kavorkian » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:17 pm

What if I accidentally break rule number one when my hooker gets so overwhelmed in sexual pleasure her heart stops and I'm forced to dump her body on my bastard neighbors yard to fertilize his garden?
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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby ConSeannery » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:53 pm

You get crowned the king of sex, the new cabinet position I'll create when elected
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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby SWAT Zombie » Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:57 pm

Well, we have legal hookers here in Australia. Now if we can just get legal weed happening I'll be set ;)
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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby Red Star » Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:25 am

Prostitution is legal in Australia? Never knew that one, how long ago did this happen? :o
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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby SWAT Zombie » Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:33 am

A couple of decades at least I think. It happened at different times for each state. Street walking is still illegal but there can be licensed brothels and I think call girls/boys.
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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby Bob » Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:24 am

I think weed should be regulated like alcohol.
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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby SWAT Zombie » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:21 am

One of the most interesting AMAs (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit was done by a Melbourne based prostitute. She talked about the myth of prostitutes all being women who were drug addicts that were molested by their fathers or uncles. She said that in her experience they were mostly women who loved men and loved sex and made a living accordingly. Not that it was all perfect and hunky dory but just that it wasn't as sordid and dark as a lot of people liked to paint the industry.

I'm totally with you on regulated weed. It's so ridiculous that it isn't as available as alcohol.
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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby Kavorkian » Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:19 pm

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Re: Randy Marsh for President!

Postby SWAT Zombie » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:23 pm

Nah, man. Weed is goooood

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