Thoughts on Children in the City

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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby UnderDude » Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:01 am

Some spices will go bad, just keep lots of salt around and you can choke down most anything.
Got lots of spices stored in with the supplies. Salt,pepper, chili powder, onion powder, garlic powder, seasoned salt, powdered horseradish, etc.
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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby Bob » Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:21 am

Did I ever tell y'all how I stopped someone from eating my lunch out of the fridge at work?
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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby UnderDude » Thu Aug 25, 2016 2:15 am

Nope
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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby Bob » Sat Aug 27, 2016 7:27 am

After someone took my leftover pepperoni and jalapeno pizza out of the fridge 2 times I got upset.
I peeled back the pepperoni one slice and put a liberal dash of Daves Insanity Sauce on it and put the pepperoni back in place.
1 slice was normal, spicy but not too bad from the jalapeno but the other one was inedible.
I figured that way if it did not disappear I would still have a slice to eat.

Any guesses as to what happened?
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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby zombreach » Sat Aug 27, 2016 2:32 pm

I'd say you found out who stole your pizza slices. :twisted:
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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby UnderDude » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:56 am

Caught someone crying in the bathroom?
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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby Bob » Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:43 pm

Yup
I kept a close eye out and when it disappeared I hung out near the restroom till I found someone trying to wash his mouth out.
Oddly enough he was higher up on the food chain than me, I guess he figured he was immune to anything us peons could say or do.
Turns out he was not immune to capsaicin.
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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby UnderDude » Wed Aug 31, 2016 7:15 pm

I win! I win!
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Re: Thoughts on Children in the City

Postby Jester » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:47 pm

I don't have children and don't want them, but I do have a niece I'd kill or die for. She's not even two yet, but she's already learned how to swim and float. Her dad is a former Marine, so she'll be getting shooting lessons when she's old enough. If I'm with them when the shit hits the fan, I'll follow his lead to protect my niece. If he's not around or I'm on my own and come across a kid, I'd do my best, but I'm shite with taking care of small humans who only know how to communicate in screams.
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